7th flr, wassup with the invisible man? i don't see anything funny there. boring :(

It means that Superman actually did not get to fuck Wonder Woman. The person who Superman really fucked is actually Invisibleman who is busy fucking Wonder Woman. And while he is fucking WW, Superman came and fucked his asshole. Get it??

A young man goes to a pharmacy one day to buy condoms. The pharmacist explains that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 and 12. Then he asks the young man which are the one he wants.
The young man says, "I've been going out with this girl for some time and she's really hot!! I'm going to have dinner with her family tonight and I can feel that tonight is the "night". Once she has me, she'll never let go of me, so you better give me the 12 packs condoms."
Later the evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her family. He asks if he can give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer and it continues for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "I never know you are such a religious person."
The young man leans to her and says, "I never know your father is a pharmacist."

Pity the young man. There are many pharmacy in this world but the one he went in the one he shouldn't be.

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One day, Jane is trying to seduce Tarzan into making love to her.
She lifted up her skirt, spread her legs and show Tarzan her vagina.
Jane said, "Tarzan, come closer. Put your penis into this "hole" here."
Then suddenly Tarzan give her a kick between Jane's legs.
Agonizing in pain, tears streaming and swearing loudly, Jane burst out, "What the fuck is that for?!!"
Tarzan said, "When I was a kid, I put my penis into a hole in a tree and the fucking squirrel bite me. From then onwards, I always check all holes for squirrels before I put my penis inside."

Dude, I don't know what are u trying to do with this post here.
But anyway, here is another joke.

One night, a college couple were making out at the field behind the hostel block.
The guy was trying his best giving the girl heads.
After a while, the girl said, "I wish you have a torchlight."
The guy asked, "Why do I need a torchlight?"
The girl replied, "Cause for the past 10 minutes, you have been eating grass."

had heard,but not $300, 150$ for 3 times!

A small white guy enters one elevator when he noticed a huge looking black dude standing next to him.
The huge black dude looks down on him and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left ball and 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
The small white guy faints!! The huge black dude picks up the white guy, slaps his face and shaking him.
The small white guy comes around and the huge black dude askes him what is wrong with him.
The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say just now?"
The huge black guy says again, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left ball and 3 pound right ball, and the name is Turner Brown."
The small white guy replies, "Thank God!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'."

A man has just entered the hotel lobby. He is walking towards the reception counter when he accidentally bumps into a woman. As he bumps into her, his elbow goes into her breasts. They are both startled and he apologizes, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I will be in room 128."