A guy meets a pretty girl in a bar. After a while of talking and seducing, the girl agrees to go out with the guy.
The guy drives till they reach the outskirt of the town. Then they start stripping off their clothes and have sex.
After having sex, the girl says, "I'm sorry that I have to tell you now. I am actually a prositute and I usually charges $20 for my service."
The guy replies, "It's ok. I forgot to tell you that I am a taxi driver. The fare to get back to town is $25."

HAHA, very funny joke!!

this is a good one, thanx!!

看过这个笑话中文版本好多次了，看到E文版本的，蛮亲切的说呢

An attractive woman was sitting at the bar one night when a man came over and approached her.
The woman said, "Unless you owns a condo with at least $2 million in your bank account, drives a BMW and has a 9 inch penis, you can just walk away from here."
The man politely replied, "I own a mansion by the lake and have at least $10 million in my bank account. I usually switch between my Porsche and Ferrari when I go out. BUT NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO CUT OFF 3 INCHES OF MY DICK FOR YOU!!"

You Guys are crazy i have more sex jokes too.

Two friends:
Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
Of course! How many people are coming?
Three, if you bring your girlfriend

A married man was having sex with a prostitute and during the sexual intercourse the man realize that his Penis is not big enough to satisfy the prostitute since the prostitute vagina is soooo BIG.So the man inserts his left hand in the vagina with his penis.So after the sex he saw that his wedding ring is not on his finger.He told the prostitute : I think my ring have drop in.So he ask the prostitute to sleep for him to check.The prostitute said: What your ring oh stop u wont find it because a certain soldier rape me last week and left his shoes in he didn't find it.I even have boxing gloves down there.Then the man started crying because ring is so small to find in search a hole.

英语不好！！
看不懂！！！
还是早点学习好！

A couple who are having their honeymoon period hailed a cab to take them to their romantic hotel in the hills.
Quite unfamiliar with the roads, the cabbie driver said he would ask the directions when they got closer.
Meanwhile, the newly-wed are very eager after about 15 minutes. Therefore they got down to business and start fucking behind the cabbie's back.
Seeing a fork ahead the road, the cabbie said, "I'll take the next turn, right?"
The groom said, "No way!! Get your own. This one's all mine!!"