查看完整版本: 一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！

一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

>前台小姐：“Hello.” > >老外：“Hi.” > >前台小姐：“You have what thing？” > >老外：“Can you speak english？” > >前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” > >老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” > >前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have >time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” > >老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” > >前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing >？” > >老外：“I want to speak to your head.” > >前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”


看完差点乐死了，忍不住贴过来。

呵呵，真直白，中国式英语啊～

早看过了，中英结合的很好嘛！

按说老外应该也能听懂大致意思的，这个老外太笨了～

看来小姐的听力不错呀！

好啊，这才是中国式英语。

太强了，这还能当青苔小姐？？？

这个小姐已经表达的很清楚了我们都能看懂是老外没文化

My teacher told me this is chienglish

汉语拼音都出来了  真逗啊