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笑话10篇

1、小明教他的鹦鹉说话：“跟着我说：‘我会走路。’”   
“我会走路。”鹦鹉跟着说。   
“我会说话。”   
“我会说话。”鹦鹉说得惟妙惟肖。
“我会飞。”   
鹦鹉说：“你吹牛！！”
评：鹦鹉还真会识货喲，小明真的在吹牛。

2、晚饭后，爸爸看儿子小明在数硬币，便考他一道算术题：“8加16等于多少？”小明着急地摆弄着手指和脚趾，比划半天也不够用。   
爸爸急了：“你不会用脑子吗？”
小明说：“脑子只有一个，加上也不够用啊！”
评：一个脑袋就只能当一个数，那一这么多脑袋呢。

3、小明写了一篇作文交给老师。由于字迹太潦草，老师上看下看左看右看，竟然一个字也没辨认出来，更看不懂文中的意思。
于是老师大笔一挥，写道：蛮像处方的，是个当医生的料子。
评：老师真是天才，这才是因材施教。

4、老师组织同学们收看足球赛。结束后，组织大家讨论，主题是：在学习上如何发扬足球精神。
“如果说结合学习，”
小明发言说：“我们之所以考试分数低，就因为球传的不好，有些人不自觉，别人把球传给他，他抄完了就不肯再往下传。”
评：经典，有的同学是怕我们得高分。

5、小孩刚开始认字，他爷爷问他，一个广底下一个木什么字？小男孩：床。那一个广底下两个木呢？小男孩：..（思索）..双人床...
评：小孩的想象真的厉害，聪明。

6、火车停在一个小站上。一位富人窗外看去，他看到一位正在卖雪糕的妇女。
他想买一块糕吃，但妇人站在离客车厢比较远的地方。
富人很懒，不想自己去买糕，于是他召唤一个在车厢附近站台上的男孩，问他说： “小朋友，过来下，这里买一块雪糕要多少钱？”
“三块钱，叔叔。”男孩答道。
他给了小孩六块钱，对他说：“你去给我卖一块来，另外三块钱买一块雪糕你自己吃。”
一会儿男孩就回来了。
他正吃着一块雪糕，却还给富人三块钱，对富人说： “那里只剩下一块雪糕了，叔叔。”
评：富人无言了吧，我看你能拿小孩什么办法。

7、生日那天，儿子对着蛋糕许愿：让我有个双胞胎兄弟吧。我在家玩，他去上学，那多棒啊!
评： 你还当是分身术呢，看来小孩的天性就是玩。

8、姑姑问儿子：“你今天午睡了吧？”
儿子说：“我今天四岁。”
姑姑说：“不是问你几岁，是问你有没有午睡。”
儿子说：“跟你说我四岁，怎么还说五岁？姑姑你几岁了？”
姑姑说：“我32岁了。”
儿子赶紧问我：“妈妈、妈妈，32加1等于几啊？”
我说：“33。”
儿子说：“姑姑，那你33岁了”
评：小孩一定要把你加给他的还给你的。

9、两岁多的儿子说自己是模特儿，外婆逗笑说：“是模特儿就要走猫步哟……”
儿子二话不说，当即手脚并用，在地上一阵乱爬，嘴里还不停地叫：“喵！喵！”
外婆大惊：“啊？！这就是猫步？”
评：嘴巴叫：“喵！喵！” 再走着路，这就是猫步。

10、弟子：万能的佛祖！佛理的精髓是什么？
如来：慈悲为怀！
弟子：那寺院养武僧干什么？
如来：我怕别人对我不慈悲！
评：我们佛祖真是慈悲心怀，在我们人间我们也要防着一手喲。

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1、看来动物的脑子比较聪明别当人家施傻子，人要有自知之明
2、这么大一个人还跟小孩子赌气，小孩挺聪明的情商很高
3、医生的字就甲骨文，看来小孩是他爸妈教的好
4、孩子是聪明的，学会举一反三。，老师要注意要学会英才施教
5、孩子的思想很单纯，别想歪了
6、人事现实的，何况一个不懂事的孩子要学会体谅
7、童年的想法是那么的单纯，回忆童年中
8、孩子的可爱之处就在似懂非懂的年纪
9、看来要像我们可爱的孩子经历，模特猫步是您样走的吗？
10、给自己留条后路总有原因的

"我怕别人对我不慈悲！"说的好 害人之心不可有,防人之心不可无,做事一定要留有余地,最后那个笑话很有哲理