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至于你笑不笑，反正我笑了！【笑话6则】

1、妓院由于经营不善而倒闭，妓院的鹦鹉被男孩买回家。
一进家门，鹦鹉说：“哎，又搬新家啦！”
男孩的妈妈出来了，鹦鹉又说：“哎，老板也换了！”
男孩的姐姐出来了，鹦鹉叫道：“哎，小姐也换了！”
这时，男孩的爸爸出来了，鹦鹉想了想说：“嗯，还是老客户！”
评论：有鹦鹉的小店不能去啊~

2、投资不大见效快，两腿一夹几百块。
卖过以后货还在，用水一洗接着卖。
反复使用无大碍，皮不破来肉不坏。
只要裤子提起来，谁说姑娘不正派。
评论：卖肉的姑娘你伤不起啊~

3、MM：“这是我第一次，我怕疼！”
GG：“不用怕，我那里有点特殊，只有3厘米！”
终于，MM被GG说服了。
结果半夜，浑身疲惫的MM被紧急送医院进行抢救！
在朋友半个月的悉心照料下，MM终于能开口讲话了！
MM说：“天杀的，那是离地3厘米啊！”
评论：这哥们太强了，要个头赶上姚明，一般的裤子还真装不下！

4、一位女士去做人工受精的手术。
她脱去衣服躺在床上后，医生也开始脱裤子！
女士叫道：“干什么？”
医生说：“抱歉，瓶装的用完了，只好用新鲜的了！”
评论：这样也可以？医生真幸福！

5、前台美女接到客户电话。
登记姓名的时候，美女问客户：“先生贵姓？”
客户说：“我姓金，金子的金！”
美女愣了一下，害羞的确认道：“是妖精的精吗？”
评论：乍一看，没看懂，仔细品味下，这前台还真不是一般人！

6、鹦鹉偷吃伟哥，主人怕其上火，将其放进冰柜。
半小时后打开，见鹦鹉满身大汗！
主人不解，问之何故？
鹦鹉懊恼曰：“真他妈费劲，那只冻母鸡的腿太难掰开了！”
评论：这鹦鹉太牛逼了！不怕冷的吗？

[[i] 本帖最后由 sd3205946 于 2011-8-23 16:07 编辑 [/i]]

1，哈哈，鹦鹉道破了天机，鹦鹉说出最后一句话的时候，其他人的脸色可想而知啊
2，小顺口溜说的真不错，几句话就能把小姐的生活说的头头是道
3，这个哥们这么厉害啊，离地3厘米，看来是人间奇才啊，不过哪个女的能消受啊
4，医生确实蛮幸福的，但是只限于人少的情况，这一天来往无数女人，医生就该关门了
5，这个前台女接待一看就不是一般的女的，看来喜欢那口呢，什么事都能往那里想
6，鹦鹉这么厉害啊，连冻母鸡都不放过，不过难怪啊，吃了那个，总要泻火的

1.现在不光人靠不住啊，鹦鹉也靠不住啊，被鹦鹉出卖了吧
2.现在的社会也没有办法啊，为了生活什么活都要干啊
3。离地3厘米啊，他是不是地球人啊
4.这位医生也太敬业了吧，
5.客户是不是有口音啊，要不美女怎么会听差呢
6.伟哥还是不要乱吃的话，鹦鹉都这样了，何况人呢

呃 这难道是惯例吗 在这每一条都要回复 ?
我都是挑喜欢的回...
兵冻母鸡那个最搞笑啦
把他放进养鸡场好了

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